This is a website. It is littered with hyperlinks; they will look like this. You can click on them if you would like to. Something neat might happen if you do, but I can't make any promises. Similarly, if you come across some text that you find interesting, maybe you'd like to hold your cursor over it for a while. This is a bit irrelevant, but I feel obligated to tell you that not all is as it seems.

You may have gathered that this place is not the first of its kind. Indeed, this very domain used to point to a similar network of equally lovely things. That network was called "je ne sais pas", which is French for "I don't know". No capitals in that name. Perhaps I fancied myself too trendy for such old-fashioned concepts as "style" or "convention" and perhaps I just liked the way it looked. No matter. That place is no more. This one has risen from its ashes. In many ways, they are the same. In just as many ways, they are different. This is true of many things.

This new network does not have a name, but I do. It is Luisa, the female form of a derivative of a diminutive of the Germanic name Chlodowig, which means "famous warrior". I sometimes try to decide if I live up to the promise of either of those words, but I guess sometimes things are exactly what you decide to call them and sometimes names don't really mean anything at all. I'm not too worried about it. Honestly, I'm not too worried about most things. If you ever need to differentiate me from other people called Luisa, you can call me Luisa Asiul or Luisa Lizzaru or even Little Luisa. My electronic mail address is luisa [located at] ellenesaitpas [dot] net.

In case you haven't realised by now, I'm kind of a silly goose. I wear a lot of ribbons in my hair. I am very aware of the way I walk; I overuse words like "rad", "legit", and "deliquesce". I do a lot of thinking and a lot of talking, but not always about the same things. I was born to be loved and so were you.

This is not the only corner of the world wide web that I call my own. Maybe if you'd like to see more such places, you should point your mouse right here and click one of the buttons down. If you'd rather not, then you're probably done with this page and you could do the same with this text right here. Or not. It's your call, really. I'd never try to pressure you into doing anything you didn't want to do.