Yes, everything is gone. It was time for a change, so I've started over.

Don't fret. This website would have died if left the way it was. Such is the nature of things that do not change.

All that was here before still exists. It exists on three personal harddrives, one flash drive, and one carefully labeled CD-R. It even exists online, exactly as it was, right here. If there is something that you would really like to see again and you cannot find it here, shoot me an email and I'll send it over to you--maybe even with a little treat for caring so much.

If you totally hate the new website, then just wait a few more years. I'm sure there will be something entirely different here by then. Or, try poking around for a while. You might run into some old friends.

Oh, okay. Take me home.

That's kind of stupid.